A man and his wife are enjoying dinner at a nice restaurant celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary.

At the nearby bar portion of the restaurant a woman is drunk and bositrous.

The man looks over and sees her and shudders.

The wife asks him if he knows her.

"Yes" he says, "Five years ago when you and I met she was my girlfriend. I met you and I broke up with her. I had heard she turned to very heavy drinking and now I know that it's true."

"Wow" says the wife. "I've never heard of anybody celebrating for that long."

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